Look, Tesla made earthquakes in 1899. The following are figments of my imagination, i'm sure, combined with misinterpreted phenomenon explained very poorly with the entirely untrue story of a young Army Air Corps flight navigator from East Saint Louis who saw Television for the first time at the Chicago Worlds Fair and became the first ever licensed television repair technician ever in the state of Illinois. This was before the young man went on to become an explosives engineer that invented the very first successfully deployed crash bag using CO2 gas in the fifties. Now that was before designing the charge that blows the wings out on the cruise missile mid flight which was before designing the inertial upper stage of the space shuttle which was well before designing the pop-top charge that blows the clear the path for our nuke to get out of those silos even after an almost direct hit which was before retiring senior vice of a major defense contractor who was back and forth from Northrop to Boeing to Sandia to Pharump with top security clearance all over the country who very likely did many more things than a paragraph can describe here or I can know. I do remember, being often intrigued as a boy by his familiar, abrupt, almost indicative refusal to discuss further with me, his grandson, many seemingly harmless and some not so harmless subjects. To make a long story short I would like to ask you what it means when this man who would not lie and thought a quibble much worse than a lie... after sending me out across town from the hospice in the middle of the night to bring to his deathbed a Bible and the failed mission comments when I returned first with his wife my Grandmother's Catholic Bible this man who made me go back out and find HIS BIBLE... the I guess Non Catholic Bible, AND HOLDING THAT BIBLE... TOLD HIS FIRST BORN GRANDSON THAT NIKOLA TESLA MADE EARTHQUAKES IN 1899. THEN HE TOLD ME AGAIN THAT TESLA MADE EARTHQUAKES IN 1899, WHICH OPPOSES WHAT HE SAID WAS LAW THAT NOTHING CAN BE CREATED OR DESTROYED...ONLY CHANGED...YET EARTHQUAKES FROM EVEN A LIGHTNING BOLT WOULD BE GETTING OUT EXPONENTALY MORE THAN WHAT YOU PUT IN. THEN HE SAID SOME GOLD PANNING 49ER TYPES WERE PAID OFF AND THE ESKIMOS DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT MONEY WAS LAUGHING AND THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES in the WHOLE WORLD WHO NOTICED IT HAD EVEN HAPPENED AND EVEN THEY DID NOT FATHOM. Then he died in that bed with that Bible. I failed the rest of the mission never getting it to a bookbinder in time for his funeral so it sat in my closet DAY AFTER DAY a constant reminder of my one true regret. To tell you the truth, I did not see or care about the importance of his statement, or tell anyone instead I spent years dwelling on the bookbinder funeral failure as my one true life regret.

Now I hope that you see why from my shoes reverse engineering THE GREATEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD from facts that I was blessed to already know as true sometimes can appear less than sane or scientific amid unfathomable disinformation tactics and epic lies placed as cornerstones in the structure of our very reality and honestly I find little comfort in the fact that your every accomplishment of sixty seven years is now and always was eclipsed by your two word epic failure to heckle the last prophet with the true word from God.